Total Medals Earned: 1,894 (From 335 different games.) Total Medal Score: 31,390 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/230 points)
Successfully type the word "Lullabies".
Successfully type the word "Sunrise".
Successfully type the word "Poetry".
Successfully type the word "Muskrose".
Successfully type the word "Cordelia".
Successfully type the word "Sheep".
Successfully type the word "Nightingales".
Successfully type the word "Romance".
Don't count no sheep.
Finish a round flawless.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/135 points)
Beat your first level!
Click the Armor Link on the titlescreen
Beat the titlescreen.
Beat the tutorial level without using the Kraken
Get four stars on each level on Island 1
Get four stars on each level on Island 2
Beat the game with any score.
Get four stars on each level on Island 3
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Finish the game.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/260 points)
Reach Level 10
Reach Level 20
Complete Normal Mode
Reach Level 40
Reach Level 30
Reach Level 50
Complete Hard Mode
Complete Normal mode at 100%
Complete Hard Mode at 100%
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/125 points)
Perfectly execute a bow attack.
Perfectly execute a melee combo.
Defeat any low-level enemy without taking any damage.
Listen to the Alchemist's legends.
Restore the flow of time to normal.
Follow the kidnappers into the graveyard.
Perfectly execute a parry.
Perfectly execute a magic attack.
Defeat any high-level enemy without taking any damage.
Complete the game without dying.
Defeat a boss without taking damage.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 8/14 (70/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
21 Spikey Embraces
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
What an entertaining pastime!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...
Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.
No one can stop you!
Medals Earned: 2/12 (55/390 points)
Beat the game with Tom
Win a round without taking damage
Beat the game with Wade
Beat the game with EVERYBODY